Do dogs and cats count? Because I will interrupt literally anything I and those around me are doing to point out a cute one. Which is all of them until proven otherwise.

ACAB (All Cats Are Beautiful)

ADAGB/G (All Dogs Are Good Boys/Girls)

How do you feel about people who will stop mid-conversation to release one giant, lengthy, smelly fart?

The problem is they’re all cool birds, and there’s a lot of them.

We ADHDers tend to squirrel a lot

I was getting my roof looked at and they were talking to me, but there was a woodpecker! Pecking! And driving away the finches.