not everyone wants longass spaghetti

I bet long ass-spaghetti is someone’s fetish, though 🤷

Utility bots (and ducks) are OK provided they are marked as such

Far too few utility ducks around here; marked or not!

It may well be, lemme check…

Yup! You’re right. Gonna fix that lol

A large majority of members agreed that there was no need for a further vote

Yeah, “we didn’t vote because most of us didn’t think it was necessary” is some Israeli hasbara level bullshit! 🤦🤬

Martian of Error was also what they called Matt Damon’s character once they realized they’d left him stranded.

Likes to wear purple, hell of a bowler. I hear he’s a pederast, though.

Dammit! Losing at chess without even playing AGAIN!

Oh well, at least I’m still not playing 🤷

You mean you DON’T inject your breakfast directly into your lungs every morning? Weird!

So they finally caught MTG?

In equally obvious news, asbestos flakes suspended in mercury does not make for a healthy breakfast.

🎵 to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything, all at once🎵

Kinda hard to have a school shooting when kids aren’t going to school

Life Death finds a way

Probably some time during the Clinton administration, if not even longer ago.

Just like that dog murderer Gestapo Barbie.

I mean to be fair… groups that consider themselves far left also exterminate groups

[Citation needed]

The trick is to not go too far

Yeah, you wouldn’t want society to become TOO egalitarian and fair! 🙄

You wanna end up at Scandinavian liberal socialism

Speaking as an actual Scandinavian leftie: nope. Not good enough.

Social Democratic Liberalism (which is what it actually is. Socialism is a very different thing) is still capitalist and thus exploitative at its core.

It’s better than most, but it’s far from the utopian ideal that people from the American Left tend to think it is.

but not overshoot it to let’s create a famine for kicks and kill all people wearing glasses

You’re thinking along the wrong axis there. There’s a HUGE difference between ultra authoritarian leftism like that of the USSR and Pol Pot’s Cambodia, and libertarian (original meaning, not bastardized American definition) leftism.

Which would mean that he is now…does quick estimate older than time itself!

I’d love to see her dragged onto the stand and get her under oath about a lot of things

Doesn’t help. They still lie and they still don’t face any consequences.

When you’re part of the fascist establishment, lying under oath isn’t a crime. It’s a job requirement.

Parks are not allowed in the park.

Vogons

It does indeed 😁