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Look at the dutch 🇳🇱 we add mayo to everything;
- bitterballen (meatball with breadcrumbs deep fried) with mayo
- Sushi with mayo
- Spicy spring Rolls with mayo
- Hotdogs with mayo
There’s a lot of helpful ideas here, but I think the problem is that the child broke her spirit
That’s the real party
Take small mason jars, fill them with vanilla pudding, and stick mayo labels on them. That way the kids can walk around eating fistfuls of “mayo”
Order a mayonnaise costume online.
Make Mayo ice cream.
https://www.allrecipes.com/creamy-no-churn-mayo-ice-cream-recipe-11979749?kw=myrecipes
Or make a chocolate Mayo cake
Also, if you can afford it, arrange a week in Minnesota full of fun mayo-themed activities culminating in some invasive surgery at the Mayo Clinic.
No notes, I support “ChonkyOwlbear”
I found Jello brand white chocolate pudding has the perfect slightly off-white tone to match mayonnaise. I filled an empty mayonnaise jar with it and started eating from it with a spoon while some friends were over. The trick to really selling it was buying a pressure sensitive cap liner to reseal the top so I had to peel it open like a fresh bottle.
The reactions were 100% worth the trouble.
Party game: Get an industrial sized vat of mayo and hide trinkets in it. Kids get to stick their hand in and pull prize out.
Probably only like $35 bucks.
Decor
Mayo labels. Could easily modify a Hellman’s label to say Happy Birthday.
Activities
Friendship bracelets made by upcycling mayo packets
Make your own mayo bar, each kid gets an egg. Then just set up different acids on the table (vinegar, lemon juice, pickle juice, etc). Kids throw all that in a jar and then parent immersion blends the jar. Kids can also decorate a label and slap that shit on
Food
Mayo bases dips
Mayo fountain with sliders, fries, and other things that mayo tastes good on
Goody bags
Mayo packets. The MYOM from the MYOM bar.
I’m sorry, what the fuck is the challenge in this birthday party? Is mom fucking allergic to mayo?
There are cake recipes that call for mayo, too, so even that can be on-theme. Using it in the frosting is probably also possible, though I’ve never heard of doing so.
mom fucking allergic to mayo
I’ll try it as a lube next time to find out.
give them a mayonnaise slip and slide
Whoa there, this is a children’s birthday party, not a bachelorette party.
I’ll raise you a Pinata
That’s gonna give the kid a cum inflation to death kink, reconsider your suggestion, I beg of you
it’s okay to tell kids no sometimes…
You can also just have some fun doing something stupid and low stakes that will make for fond memories for your child.
Its equally important for parents to set personal limits. Both for themselves and to teach kids that other people have limits, and that other people dont exist to entertain their every whimsy.
The “low stakes” youre thinking of might be someone else’s last straw.
If a silly theme for your child’s birthday once or year is the last straw, you probably shouldn’t have kids. Obviously say no if they’re asking for dumb shit every single day, but it’s a birthday party and the kid is clearly just having fun. I’d probably still talk to my parents if they actually ever tried to have fun with me when I was young.
Or give them exactly what they request and let the disappointment become a life lesson.
Deviled eggs, tuna salad, tomato sandwich
And a bunch of pictures of…
And this Chad
Mayonnaise is mostly eggs and fat.If You add flour to that, You have cake. Problem solved.
cum
That’s the problem and isn’t solved. IT ISN’T SOLVED.
I don’t know what you think you’re doing, but your schtick isn’t working.
Sometimes jokes just don’t land, it’s fine.
Can you explain it? I’m confused by it.
