Tanis Nikana

He’s no gunman, alleged or not! He’s just got two guns for arms and a smile that can’t be beat!

Oh, how lovely, the Feds want v-coding to become policy.

Yo, check out Swimming Tapes. I think that’s the vibe.

But also yeah, I can’t have self-pleasure. Doesn’t work. Grosses me out besides. People act like sexual pleasure is the most important thing ever. I’m doing just fine without it. I’m not a problem to be fixed.

You already know what the answer is.

And besides, I’m intersex. Loads of people take for granted that their genitals formed well-enough.

I’m not invested in sex or discussions about it. It actually skeeves me out.

Forty years old, still a virgin. Sex-repulsed. Doesn’t cause a problem in my life. Immune to most advertising. Watching people make the same stupid mistakes about birth control time and time again, and never understanding why. My line ends with me and that’s fine.

Edit: why did people downvote my answer, and not the question asked of me? Does that mean I shouldn’t have answered, or that I should have answered in a sex-positive way, or do they straight-up think ace people aren’t real?

I have never been horny before in my life, on account of being asexual, but the thought of this ballroom collapsing under shitty building practices while housing the top thousand richest bastards in society, is certainly making me feel something hormonal.

Yes! Disregard the code! Don’t even think about the building code!

And don’t worry, the ballroom certainly won’t fall down with you inside it, piggy!

Everything about the picture passes the sniff test, except the vibe. I think it’s slop.

Like, four?

They’re not well known for buying books.

Coulda called him “piggy.”

It’s Border Control, I assume they’d pick the cruelest possible option.

You already know the answer. They’d pick the cruelest possible option.

I’m tired, boss.