• mrmaplebar@fedia.io
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    I was just speaking with Lindsey Graham. We had a 20 minute conversation about how alive we both definitely are, just like Mitch McConnell.

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      Hey, my friend too! His conversation was 7.5632 minutes in time differential! It was a very stern warning about evil or something in mandarin.

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      I think he died of explosive diarrhea and for two very interesting reasons it claimed his life

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    ‘Staunch’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

    Lady Lindsay was violently opposed to Trump until someone reminded him of his closets contents.

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      He was only opposed to Trump during the 2016 campaign and then he quickly bent a knee and kissed the ring. He was a Trump minion longer than he was an opponent.

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    “You know how you make America great again? Tell Donald Trump to go to hell.” “If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed… and we will deserve it.”

    Staunch ally, invertebrate bootlicker, tomato tomato.