When car chasers dream

And cats in window sills now a-bed shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here, and hold their cathoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Garfield’s day.

I’ve got one cat that has knocked my tv over and broke it by trying to get away from the evil vacuum.

Then there’s Timmy, one of my 8 month old kittens. Timmy tries to play with the vacuum whenever I use it. Timmy is an idiot.

I had a cat that would hiss and slap at the vacuum if I walked by him with it while it was off. Not so brave when it was running.

I have another cat who lets me vacuum all around him without a care. He’ll even move his paw out of the way if I bump it.

Kitty has defeated the evil vacuum!

I love my kitty because despite being scared of the vacuum he refuses to leave me in the room alone with it. He keeps a safe distance but he remains nearby to watch it and keep an eye on me. If the door closes while I’m vacuuming he’ll start meowing and slamming his body against it trying to get in like I’m in danger.

A spear is the ideal weapon against an unarmored opponent, idiot. This cat, amiright, folks?

I wanna meet the grandma who still has an old school bagged vacuum. I haven’t seen a bagged vacuum since the 90’s. Where are they buying the bags from?

No cat would fantasize about taking down prey with a human weapon, they’d do it with their own claws