More like pegging 😂🤣.
They only live a few months, and they spend three days of it having sex.
A rough estimate tells me that’s their equivalent of us fucking for 40 days straight.
EDIT: Actually, I think it’s closer to a year.
If that doesn’t deserve a “hell yeah” then I don’t know what does.
Because of this. At least they die happy.
Isn’t that pegging?
No. Pegging is what humans do to mimic a fraction of their power
It’s sounding, but with a straw
Sexual conflict over the donation of a nutritious seminal gift - such an astounding phrase coming from the article about the species https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(14)00314-5
A very patient human for letting the whole thing happens on their skin
This reminds me of that Gaffigan bit about whoever discovered the seahorse just doubling down on the mistake about the males carrying the babies
That’s not true?
Yes that is why it is a standup comedy bit aka a joke
what I mean do male seahorses carry the baby or not? i thought that was true
How did they not go extinct like that?
Don’t knock it ‘til you try it!
Sperms?
In case you ever felt inadequate.
get her to peg you, see how long she lasts before getting tired.
She’s going to be going a lot more than 70 hours if she’s trying to collect sperm that way.
nah, she’ll be tired after 3 minutes.
