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    Fishies get sucked into the tall centrifuge tower, tail-first, then after processing, only one fish will be the fortunate one to be released back into the wild.

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    The sharknado guard dissolves the sharknado by guiding the flying sharks into the inner screw structure, forcing them down and safely into the sea. A few perfectly placed sharknado guards can reduce a small to medium sharknado to a normal shark-less sub EF3 tornado, saving many lives in the process.

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    This device converts the data stream from a parallel format to a serial format. Fish swimming in the data stream enter simultaneously, but emerge one by one, both in little-endian notation.

    • jfrnz@lemmy.world
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      Ah yes Fish SerDes

  • BigBenis@lemmy.world
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    Six-to-one fish condenser

  • zane@infosec.pub
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    Salmon concentrator

  • SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works
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    Anti-Jesus fish uncertainty centrifuge.

  • josephc@lemmy.ml
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    deleted by creator

  • Tiger_Man_@szmer.info
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    the fish multiplier

    EDIT: id like to correct my catastrophic misunderstanding of the above structure, as this is, in fact, a fish divider

    • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip
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      Your original name was fine. The multiplier is one-sixth.

    • Matty_r@programming.dev
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      I posit that it is infact a fish compressor. We have 6 entering the system on the left, based on the direction of the arrows. And a Fish Concentrate leaves.

      • TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id
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        Possibly a synchronised fish compositor.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The mechanical donut spline path calculator knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t. By subtracting where it is from where it isn’t, or where it isn’t from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The spline path calculator uses deviations to generate corrective commands to direct the spline path of the mechanical donut from a position where it is to a position where it isn’t, and arriving at a position where it wasn’t, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn’t, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn’t.

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    You kids these days with your fancy dancy fishy go rounds. When I was a kid all we had was the wobbly wheel of death. All but 1 of the fish would climb on, and then that 1 fish would start pushing with all their might and then jump on. Then the other fish would eventually lose their grip and flung fuck off.

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    This is just a screenshot of Factorio

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      Pyanodons specifically, what with all the loops and inexplicable animals in the production line.

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    It’s the large haddock collider.

    • TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id
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      Holy fuck that’s good.

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      It makes me sad to know I will never come up with a quip this clever.

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        Same, it makes me feel my life is so unworthy.

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    My First Trackmania track

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    I’m more confused about the fact that the salmon go in backwards

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      Once inside, they instinctively swim against the strong current of water rushing downward. That means they end up moving backward down the spiral, eventually getting pushed out the bottom of the helix into the river.

      This method has lead to better survival rates than when the fish were spilled over the top of the dam.

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        Salmon treadmill?

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          Fishy want get stronk.

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        wow this is awesome!

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      https://ecology.wa.gov/blog/august-2024/salmon-restoration-project-helps-strengthen-sockeye-population-in-the-yakima-basin

      I guess they try to escape the current

      I dont know, the video was too long

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      Salmon like to go downstream backwards

      • recursivethinking@lemmy.world
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        Its actually walking and gacing up a downward moving escalator at a slower speed than the escalator.

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    Goldfish crackers extraction.

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