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Cigarettes are healthy!

Taking off someone else’s bra?

Swat kats.

I feel this is probably an unfair portrayal of Ronnie o’sullivan.

You’re fooling no one, American coal board tourism tsar, or whatever the crazy fuck.

! My one weakness.

If that were true, you’d just call them building blocks.

That’s punishment for ‘Legos’.

Beating mouldy bins with a hammer sounds more presidential than that fuck.

14 years of tories and now it’s an issue.

Clever. Have the Klingons deal with the mutineers.

I’ve never seen a chicken actually fly.

Other way round really.

Oh, thank goodness. Right wrong hell until mad Max times.

Bilderberg Conference

The final lungs are your own.

And then Highlander, so it was no wonder he was a bit wary when it came to LOTR.

Equilibrium with vampires.

Only an American would think a slab of cheddar would be tasteless.