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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 4 days ago

Impeccable concentration and skill

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Impeccable concentration and skill

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 4 days ago
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    Ew, Nestlé Mars.

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      Twix is owned by Mars, not Nestle.

      You can still hate on Mars for their involvement with slave/child labor, deforestation, etc

      But be sure you’re hating the right companies for the right reasons.

      • Chais@sh.itjust.works
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        When you’re right, you’re right. Corrected.

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    The way Twix is written on the package wouldn’t it make more sense to call them top and bottom? 🤔

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      twop and bottwom

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    How is this funny? Please explain.

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      • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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        So they took the pokemon formula to the next level

      • ripcord@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

    • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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      A twix is a chocolate biscuit bar which has two functionally identical finger-shaped bars in each packet.

      They are, by taste, answering whether it was the left or right twix bar from the packet.

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        Which is especially impressive because the Twix labelling is landscape (both in the US and UK), so the bars only take on the property of left or right when the package is opened. Until then, each bar is in a quantum superstate.

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          This is an exceptionally good point.

          Also worth noting that “Twix Quantum Superstate” is currently untaken as a band name.

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          Awwww… Mine has cat in it

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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      Consult your nearest whimsy advisor

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        All question should be referred to the department of whimsy and the undersecretary of caprice.

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          Most people didn’t watch that season of TWW.

        • korazail@lemmy.myserv.one
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          Shit. I thought Caprice was her name. Totally didn’t realize it was a title. Probably sunk my chances of that flirting working out …

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      The guy has a supernatural ability: he’s able to distinguish between two Twix even though they’re identical. He’s being studied in a lab, possibly to demonstrate his ability scientifically, in a stastistically significant way.

      It’s funny because it’s a silly way to break the current scientific consensus. It’s funny to imagine the science team being stumped by this and taking it very seriously.

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      We’re in NiceMemes so it doesn’t need to be funny. But I don’t get it either.

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        Removed by mod

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          Sir, this is nicememes, not rudecomments. Have a lovely day

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    My man is gonna get diabetes if this goes on for any longer

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      A Marie Curie for our time

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    Hot

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    I think it’s safe to say those aren’t guesses.

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