So… someone with a cat ear headband and a buttplug with a tail on it?
Wouldn’t have passed a medical exam even in 1994 as non human
Ok, detained then released?
This sounds like so much FUD
ARIREAL!!!
No observable body hair
Thorough. 😶
Did the US Government just admit they’re hiding cat girls from us?? This is the worst thing they’ve ever done
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid I’m here for this encounter
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid what was she wearing? Where did they drop her off? I have so many questions.
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid so, I’ve been thinking of this all day. I got out my measuring tape and measured 78 cm, this is a substantial tail!! But then I realized that this is fake, simply because people in Nevada would never measure in cm first, first they would measure in football fields or baseballs.
@MamaLake @GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid The American government would never consider the possibility of using metric for anything. This is definitely not real.
Cat woman with no body hair? So it was a Sphynx lady? 🤔
I get so much ribbing for my speech patterns but see earth is used as an adjetive all the time. earth years. earth food. earth ripeness.
I volunteer as ambassador :3
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid I have good news for you @LunaDragofelis
@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social @VoicesOfTheVoid@indie-ver.se I don’t think this is real. I OCR’d all the PDFs and tried to find this with
pdfgrepbut couldn’t.@noisytoot @VoicesOfTheVoid it might not be, but where’s the fun in that :P
@GroupNebula563 @noisytoot @VoicesOfTheVoid
I’m recalling this fits the vibe of CSI, Season 4, Episode 5, “Fur and Loathing” with the gotcha line: “I thought it was a coyote”
This whole report could have been triggered by mixing Hello Kitty branded wine and prescription medications.
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