So I get to endlessly catalogue stuff and be around creatures who don’t judge me and, best of all, I don’t have to deal with any humans.
Sign me up baby
and in the times you must speak to a human, it’s someone who’s coming to you deeply interested in your big tree diagram of reindeer
My brain skipped over “herder” the first time and I was very very confused.
I read “hoarder” and everything made a lot of sense, but felt wrong.
Well, if autism exists in animals (pretty sure i’ve heard that it does) i bet there are savants especially talented at communicating with humans.
That would be awesome. :)
World is full of pet owners gatekeeping the knowledge of their pets who speak full sentences
I misread “medical” as “mental.”. Not so far off, still, I think.
Ancient people had to remember/memorize a lot more things just to get through their days, before writing existed.
Yeah, prehistoric life is sometimes portrayed as simplistic, skipping the fact that hunter-gatherers knew the landscape and all plants, grasses and animals for kilometres around. Kim Stanley Robinson’s novel ‘Shaman’ does a decent job of depicting what life in those times might’ve been like.
Granted, I instead memorize my city’s streets and organization of my computer stuff.
“Was that rock always there, or was it disturbed by a predator?”
“Hmm. That rock I remember, rough sandstone, 25 sides, angled south-east. I’m unsure of its neighbour though with rough sandstone, 25 sides, angled south-south-east.”It takes a village to survive. Some to remember the exact differences between safe, fun, and deadly mushrooms and others to turn predators into prey.
And some stay up all night to watch the fire and be the guard when everyone else sleeps. And some see and remember the weather patterns and can tell when it’s a good weather and when the winter is going to come. And some look at the stars and the moon and can always remember and tell the directions where to go. And some know all the animal tracks and know all the animal sounds. And some smell and taste a lot better when things are funky, so nobody dies. And…
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Its still so upsetting that they send him to the doctor who was like, “that thing that makes you happy and does not hurt anyone”, lets help you stop doing that.
But was he actually cured, or did he instead just get better at hiding his compulsion?
He might have been neglecting other responsibilities.
But yeah he hopefully could have kept it as a hobby!
Before there were trains, there were the ships.
Before there were ships, there were horses.
And I know what you’re going to say. Yeah, but before there were horses there wer-NO. Nothing existed before horses, and I’ll hear no more of that slander anti-horse talk.
Before that, the pilgrims rode rocks
thus the wheel of time revolves
Before that, there were unicorns
They don’t have the same appeal though. Trains are better
I immediately thought of this, and you beat me to it. Honestly it seems to be a very nuanced account of autism. It’s certainly unusual but bro got great joy from watching ships and people only found it a bit odd.
Hey just so that you know, it is not polite to discuss reindeer count with outsiders.
But I know people just like that.

Grand Poolbah?
Ah, I too saved this picture
I initially misread that as ‘gynecological and medical history’ and it put an entirely different and quite unpleasant spin on the whole story.
Gynecology is part of medicine so it’s already included!
What?! It gets lonely herding reindeer!
Every tribe can use a Rain Man. 👍
Rein Man
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Respect
🎵 Reindeer are better than people…
You don’t know until you try living amongst the reindeer.
How do we categorize someone who is less than this at reindeer herding?

















