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Don’t cut the umbilical cord too short, btw. It will “turn inside” during growing up, and if you cut it too short at birth, then it leaves a hole in your belly later in life.
Indian here. Everybody’s calling this a US thing, but isn’t this a standard way to get a baby to cry so it knows how to breathe?
It is a joke about US insurance.
That’s what you get for being born in the USA
I want a woman that can do this to me.
Draw you like an infographic meme and paste text above you?
Honestly, me too. It’s not even sexual. Entirely. I just want her to adjust my back like never before.





