PugJesus@piefed.social to Fediverse memes@feddit.ukEnglish · edit-227 days agoWhen you notice an awful lot of usernames on here with "Captain" and "Major", but can't remember them ever being "Lieutenant"...media.piefed.socialimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down14
arrow-up192arrow-down1imageWhen you notice an awful lot of usernames on here with "Captain" and "Major", but can't remember them ever being "Lieutenant"...media.piefed.socialPugJesus@piefed.social to Fediverse memes@feddit.ukEnglish · edit-227 days agomessage-square16linkfedilink
minus-squarePugJesus@piefed.socialOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·27 days agoI… that… it… you see, I… [ahem] Excuse me for a moment. THEY’RE ONTO ME Sadly, while I used to be told I looked like Jesus when I wore my hair long, my hair is neither long at this time nor am I in current possession of a pug due to apartment limitations. 😔
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·27 days agoAnd the lieutenants missing are suspicious…?
minus-squarePugJesus@piefed.socialOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·27 days agoHey now, I’ve never denied being suss!
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·27 days agoBut you’re also not denying that you are in fact PugJesus… Interesting…
minus-squareCorporal_Punishment@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·26 days agoOnly the true Messiah would deny his own divinity
I… that… it… you see, I…
[ahem]
Excuse me for a moment.
THEY’RE ONTO ME
Sadly, while I used to be told I looked like Jesus when I wore my hair long, my hair is neither long at this time nor am I in current possession of a pug due to apartment limitations. 😔
And the lieutenants missing are suspicious…?
Hey now, I’ve never denied being suss!
But you’re also not denying that you are in fact PugJesus… Interesting…
Only the true Messiah would deny his own divinity