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But I’m still going the wrong direction for that?
They forgot the most common one though - DOOOOOM!
Ah… Sorry, the intention was probably good, but the meaning I immediately took from this was “all these things are behind me”.
I took the cynical joke to be that the good things here are concepts or emotions, not objects, and as such are not closer than they appear.
They might just be sneaking up on you
so, they’re about to pass you by?
nah bruh, that happiness is gonna slam right into you from behind and send you careening off whatever course you’re currently on until you stop and breathe deep lungfuls of beautiful air.
and you’re driving away from them
i wish
