It is sadly not a satire article and comment section there has taken it quite seriously as well.

I would have posted an archive.org snapshot instead but the latter refuses to crawl the site due to pay wall restrictions.

  • Solumbran@lemmy.world
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    The kid that brings me my bacon sandwich when I’m hungover is about the height of a small bin, but he’s really lovely and is definitely learning more about the world than he would be sitting in his room.

    And that’s the most important thing. Within reason, kids doing part-time jobs will teach them about the world. The grimmer the work they do, the more incentivised they’ll feel to work hard at school so they can avoid a rubbish job.

    “Sitting in your room and developing a sense of self and learning to not require permanent social interaction is horrible. Instead, kids should suffer and see how soul-crushing capitalism is, so that they can be terrified into fitting in the mold and will accept settling for shit pays and jobs because they are already used to those”

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      Yeah… This is definitely the writing of someone who definitely didn’t have to work as a child.

      From ages 13-16 I had to work in my uncle’s machine shop every summer threading bolts for the local GM plant. I didn’t learn anything other than my family is filled with cheap assholes, and now the smell of vegetable coolant makes me sick to my stomach.

      Btw if anyone has ever driven around in an early 00s Yukon, there’s a good chance that it was put together with bolts fabricated by a 13 year old.

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        Btw if anyone has ever driven around in an early 00s Yukon, there’s a good chance that it was put together with bolts fabricated by a 13 year old.

        Boeing has entered the chat

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          Tbh it wouldn’t surprise me, the part of ohio that some of my family lives in is filled with a bunch of mom and pop machine shops with contracts from surprisingly large companies.

          I guess it’s easy to grab the lowest bid when you’re powered by the free labour of all the children in your extended family.

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        This sort of anecdote is important, because it’s too easy to claim that working for your family is an exception, or that kids should be able to help out with the family business.

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    What’s wrong with teenagers working a few hours a week? I think that’s a good thing. Where I live, it’s rare for, say, a 17 year old to not work at all.

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      I’m all for it… As long as they get paid as much as their adult peers!

      It’s a bad idea to get kids socialized, thinking low pay is ever acceptable.

      There should also be mandatory training about wage theft and how serious a crime it is for an employer to expect anyone to show up early or stay late without paying for that extra time. Have a great big award ceremony for the kids that reported employers who were caught pulling that shit! Make the employer pay them an amount equivalent to all the lost wages times three.

      You want people to have more kids? Have the state give parents tax benefits (or just checks!) for each child’s earnings until they’re 25 or so.

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      I’m not sure a 17 year old working a few hours a week is what they’re thinking of.

      Ok the tone of the article is mostly fuzzy, but it seems the publication did explicitly ask for a “defense of child labor” article, which they then published with an Oliver Twist photo. 🤔

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        Is it is not a kid, what do you mean? And what is your point exactly?

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          I think the point is that the term “child labor” could be broadly interpreted as anywhere from teenagers having part time jobs to little kids slaving away in Victorian workhouses. There’s obviously a lot of differences between those extremes and I think most people tend to think of something closer to the latter when they hear “child labor.”

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    Let’s skip to the part where we talk about how much they get paid, if they get paid at all. The type of people that the Torygraph caters to will want a huge workforce of children working for free, because it “builds character”.

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    The article isn’t about child labour specifically, but part time jobs for teens. Technically, child labour, but not really the same as a 8 year old coal miner or loom operator. Good click bait!

    I worked through my teens but with some important caveats. I worked next to my boss every day, and they started before me and finished after me. I worked outdoors, in relatively decent weather. I was able to take vacation as I desired - even though I only had a few weeks to work, I still was able to take 2 weeks of vacation.

    I don’t think my kids will be able to have a similar experience (given my location and market forces), and I don’t want them to grind away their leisure time at minimum wage working in a shitty retail environment with unpredictable hours. When I was working, (50-60hrs a week for the summer) the sum total of my all my teen years up to university didn’t cover the first year’s rent. I hope that I’ll be able to find suitable activities, volunteer opportunities, and learning experiences that they can participate in instead of a job.

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        A blog that has been attempting to dox the archive.is owner. The ddos doesn’t seem to be very successful either, given it’s hosted by wordpress.com, who don’t bill based on bandwidth, that isn’t surprising. The whole situation seems pretty stupid tbh.

        Most jurisdictions require intentionality for it to be a crime.

        Unless you have a better solution?

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          I agree the dispute is stupid, but IMO the more important part here is anrchive.today’s undisclosed execution of malware to try and win a dispute.