• bitteroldcoot@piefed.social
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    16 days ago

    But narwals eat fish and unicorns eat flowers.

    Maybe there are real narwals and fake unicorn narwals. The unicorn ones only show up in the summer for their breeding season.

    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      16 days ago

      That’s unicorn propaganda to mislead the masses.

      Like Vampires not having reflections or British people having manners.