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Swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion because they are so awesome
They’d beat a polar bear in a fight!
But narwals eat fish and unicorns eat flowers.
Maybe there are real narwals and fake unicorn narwals. The unicorn ones only show up in the summer for their breeding season.
That’s unicorn propaganda to mislead the masses.
Like Vampires not having reflections or British people having manners.
Remember, The Narwhal bacons at midnight.
How does one bacon?
With gusto
Warm in these narwhals.
