the hands do look weird, but this is also a goose wearing armour

wait were talking about the reddit app right?

there was a second one? did they hit the second apollo tower?

You mean the metric system?

The m stands for tiMbit

Maybe Hell is just so full of red tape that it was only thousands of years after it had been a predominant language, did they switch to Latin for all contracts. In another 1000 years, they’ll switch to Mandarin, by which point we’ll be speaking duck.

Pasting dildos on top of snails? Aye, a good round of fun, but rather cruel for the little critters

**th’air

shit, was that me? that sounds like me. cyberpunk runs pretty bad on the deck, bg3 is pretty choppy… but older games like DS1 and DS2 seem to run pretty smooth for me, but I’ve always been bad at noticing quality.

good because elsewise I’d make a buffet outta him hahaha eat the rich you know what I mean

not having a jay-z weenie roast though. nothing wrong with that just trying to watch my calories.

You know that guy smells like stale sweat and cigarettes and she smells like monster and damp towel

Just rubbed one out for you my friend 🍺

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Food advertisement? At this time of year? In this corner of the internet? Localized entirely in @cattywampas@lemmy.world comment?

Let it be known, if it is too costly to shape my ashes into a spear and shoot it into the heart of the sun, or to build a statue of me Conan-posing on a throne of skulls surrounded by scantily-clad babes, just put me in a coffee can with some fireworks and light the fuse

Alf! I remember Alf. He’s back, in PAWG form

ouhhhh they look like they’re gonna drop a siiiiick album

So, I used reverse image search to look it up - OP is not at fault for cutting off the image. The OC was made like that, and posted to Reddit, as far as I can tell

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1s81yf7/oc_being_on_time_with_a_toddler/

The ouroboros of choke sex

i love a spicy conga line

I find it a bit stagnant. Not a lot mobility. Feels like a dead end job