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5 days agoI’m buying fireworks this summer, but they aren’t being used on the 4th.


I’m buying fireworks this summer, but they aren’t being used on the 4th.


I have to talk to myself louder so they know I wasn’t talking to them, and then I usually single a little do-do-do song that gets louder and louder until they leave the area. Shutting up is absolutely off the table at that point. I don’t wanna look weird.
If we get another president, I hope they use the WH Twitter account to post nothing but crimes committed by rednecks and conservatives. Hell just the sex crimes against children would keep the account full.