
Vote Blue! Their platform includes
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Small budget cuts to the jackbooted thugs murdering you in the streets!
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Slapping billionaires on the wrist in the court of public opinion, the only court that matters!
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Allowing all of their legislation to get hung up by a rotating cast of party traitors and then backing them to the hilt when a progressive candidate primaries them!
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Throwing money at healthcare industry donors to fix healthcare!
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Restoring faith in American alliances by promising to look the other way when any of our pals decide to genocide those naughty minorities.
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Gerrymandering, but this time it’s us so it’s cool!
Ahem. To be clear, I’ll vote against Trump any chance I get, but we are still totally fucked until we get politicians that can actually stand for something that big business doesn’t donate to.




My God… Is the fact that boomers think '60s weed was mind altering proof of time incursions from the dank future???