It’s the right wing tactic of throwing as much shade on journalists and the press as possible to diminish people’s trust in them.

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

Did they have to get the whitest guy on the Met to announce this?

1. Rolls-Royce - German owned
2. Radio Caroline - British owned
3. Twinings - British owned
4. Cadbury - American owned
5. Bass - Canadian/American owned
6. Burberry - British owned
7. Transport for London (TfL) Roundel - British designed
8. Calpol - not a single product, just the British name for paracetamol
9. Mini - German owned
10. BBC - well, who knows at this point

So that’s not a great track record for our most iconic brands.

That’s not a warning to subscribe, it’s a threat. You might want to get your affairs in order.

This isn’t speedrunning, this is a Rogue-like.

So the distinction of Shepherds Pie is lamb, Cottage Pie is beef is pretty modern and didn’t exist when these recipes first appear within our history. Shepherd and Cottage appear interchangeably, with the recipes calling for beef, lamb, pork, chicken, or whatever meat you have on hand. They also don’t include a gravy, it’s pretty much just meat covered in mash potato.

My point is that any time some pedantic chud tries to tell you that you’re doing something wrong, you’re saying it wrong, you’re enjoying it wrong, turns out they themselves are invariably in the wrong. Call the pie whatever you want, it doesn’t matter what you call it, it’s still a yum.

I’m keeping hold of my pixel with GrapheneOS while also keeping an eye on the new Jolla Linux phone. If that achieves even a half way decent experience, that’ll be my next phone. Android is too much work to keep control of your own data.

Ffs, fucking Zionists.

I remember going to a sci-fi costume party years ago where a friend had glued a Jaffa Cake on his forehead. He was a Jaffa.

The spell Frieren gets from her is so wonderfully useless, I wonder if she took the spell book with her to the northern plateau just in case she met Frieren. Why else would she waste the space? Plus, she is really horny for short, cute girls.

So it’s the best bits of Kotlin in normal Java? Looks nice. Will give it a play.

I went looking and found this article about the art.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: straight men are allowed to buy and wear sexy undies to both look and feel good. If you’re looking to upgrade your nethers, go to a gay underwear specialist, we have the best underwear.

That episode cracked me up. Frieren casts a spell that goes so god dammed hard, “spell says diamonds that way.”

Random miner: “you sure?”

Bitch, did you see that spell?!

I’d also recommend watching Yes Minister so you can laugh at the irony when they’re discussing implementing a national ID card and you forget that it was filmed in the 80s.

Sue JK Rowling next please.

Me on a Saturday night.