Let’s say they actually did release this and it worked safely. What’s the use case for being able to jump 100 feet? I can’t think of anything other than to skip in front of the car in front of you in heavy traffic, or in other words, to be a colossal jackass to other road users.

(and because it’s made of cardboard and carbon fiber and adding more than 50kg would make it too heavy to take off)

Lemmy generally doesn’t like Seinfeld, on account of the whole dating-a-schoolgirl thing and the being-kind-of-a-dick thing

hang on a minute, there’s spaces around your em-dash! An AI didn’t write this at all, this is fake AI! I call Shenanigans!