What is this even attempting to convey?

The people down voting have the attention span of the people who find 67 funny.

I’m fine with tomatoes on as burger. The problem is that at the intersection of the two tomatoes they tend to be thicker than the patty and overwhelm the rest of the burger. If I wanted to eat a tomato, I would have just eaten a tomato.

To mix benzos and alcohol safely, combine 0 parts alcohol and 0 parts benzos, then take 0g or 0.0g if you want a higher dosage.

I wonder how much of this applies:

A submarine in the sky would be called an abovemarine.

I was expecting this to be a joke. No way you are serious about this.

You will however have a good deal easier time climbing the corporate ladder.

Ain’t no way the Balkans are in the same category as Sweden and Germany