To me, politics is like my dick: I don’t whip it out in front of strangers.

I remember when my car didn’t have a giant ipad that tries to talk to me, miss it too.

Obviously, getting zero pussy made them gay or asexual

Right?

It’s a genius play, really. If there’s no more environmental problems, then how the hell would environmental agencies make money!?

Even so, baby steps are still steps. Just because not everything has been replaced doesn’t mean it won’t get replaced in the (far) future.

d. All of the above

The world’s leaders looked at history, and instead of saying “we won’t make these mistakes again”, they said “we can do it better”.