Damn I wish someone would choose Hegseth and Trump! They can choose Mike Johnson and a couple Supreme Court justices too while they’re at it…

Probably enough that Iran will retake the island at some point

I’d like to give you the benefit of the doubt but this question feels weird, considering this is a goddamn piracy sub

It was morbin time

For all of his many shortcomings (which, yes, there are a lot of them and many of them are pretty awful), I’m proud of how he’s handled this. I hope that he enjoys a peaceful and happy retirement with his family.