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Holy shit, that’s a long downtime. Hoping everything will be fine. The internet would be a worse place without the Archive.

Did someone put too much ketamine in Yud’s coffee or are the chatbots all friendly and safe now?

Proton still digging that hole. They’re apparently planning to ‘re-interview’ staff about AI to see who gets to keep their job (Archive).

SpaceX gives $1.5m in fascist slop tokens to DHH’s dotfiles. I don’t even know.

https://omarchy.org/news/2026/10/spacexai-joins-as-founding-corporate-patron/

Oh look, it’s the motherfucker who thinks that rich people should have more votes and is best buddies with DHH. Why am I not surprised?

(Aside: the company I work for uses Shopify and it became total horseshit over the last years. Guess this explains a lot.)

I have tried and failed stopping the ensloppification of my company, and I have failed greatly. We now have a new policy that you have to write a justification for making a PR yourself instead of using the chatbot. All the strict checks that were implemented over the years (clear documentation, no more than x files per commit/PR, etc.) are out of the window.

This comes after the push for a fucking AI audit where every employee is supposed to justify why they are not using LLMs for certain tasks. Also some person blew the token limit with some web scraping bullshit last cycle and was lauded for embracing the technology.

Also our CEO has recently begun subtly insinuating he’s now heard of fucking AI doom cultists.

I hate everything.

If they’re going to make this, I will coerce my daughter into coercing my wife to let me buy it.

They’ve given me a strange vibe for a while. I suspected they might be in the TREACLES sphere, so I guess at least I finally have confirmation.

Also, the amount of “ChatGPT is basically AGI already” people in the comments is alarming.

Seriously, could someone gift this dude a subscription to spicyautocompletegirlfriends.ai so he can finally cum?

One thing that’s crazy: it’s not just skeptics, virtually EVERYONE in AI has a terrible track record - and all in the same OPPOSITE direction from usual! In every other industry, due to the Planning Fallacy etc, people predict things will take 2 years, but they actually take 10 years. In AI, people predict 10 years, then it happens in 2!

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