
Sure, but how often does foot-“ball” contact occur? (And I don’t mean the players’ testicles, I mean that oblong thing the players carry around the field and occasionally throw around).
At some point you’ve got to be honest with yourself and admit that football isn’t an appropriate name for the sport.
Rugby did it, gridiron can too.












I mean, it’s the time to get an inspector off of bed, on the road, to the site, and for them to go “yup, bridge’s still there” and call back…