I bet they blow it up and blame it on Iran to entice World War 3 and prevent the mid-term elections in November. Fuck this administration and anyone who voted for it!

Harvard should roll out the red carpet for this legend! I think he’s submitted a flawless application essay.

You can milk a cow many times, but you can only slaughter it once.

The mere thought of the things I’d do if Canada was invaded makes me think deep down I’m a complete psychopath…