“Board of corruption”

Edit: not mildly infuriating but extremely

Anyone knows if this applies to other planets as well? For example, could neutrinos penetrate Uranus?

Why haven’t we done this already, that’s my question every single day for more than a year. Clearly Mr. Tramp isn’t trustworthy but somehow our EU leaders keep ending up with his tiny peepee in their mouths

My hate for AI is growing exponentially every day [stonks]

it should read “In another desperate move by the Dutch fascist party, they try to make it illegal to be ANTIFAscist”

Always takes me 10/15 seconds to realize this is the onion. Makes me realize how bad things are…

Sooooo, AI doesn’t violate copyright but ad blockers might do? That checks out for sure

Edit: weird phrasing corrected to a bit less weird

Trump’s cock suckers strike again. Why am I not surprised…

Just do something! Stop playing the trumpus game and f*cking do it!!

Yes, another Silicon Valley is definitely what we need ☠️