infuziSporg [e/em/eir]

“So, what didn’t he hate?”, I hear you ask.

Worms. He loved worms. The man could watch them for hours.

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Weirdly enough, I would say that this is more practical for Americans than anyone else. Security reasons have more on the line than boycott reasons ever could.

“Any other option will be just like me or worse” is the line that abusers use to keep others subjected to them.

I’m terrified of no longer being able to travel across the country without being hunted down, but I also know that the integral existence of the country is actively accelerating the polycrisis and making the world a worse place.

I would be willing to shift the burdens of risk from the whole world to just my country.

He’s a cow detangler. Every now and then your cows get tangled, kind of like a rat king, or maybe they get their legs twisted around each other like bread ties.

Here is a helpful resource to understand how important it is to keep your cows straightened out.

Point is, every time the Onion interviews him, he’s in a new state. But he’s still a cow detangler. So I suppose he’s a roving cow detangler, who gets the cows loose from each other and then travels to the next call.

I love how Leo Sturbgetter’s cow detangling firm is taking him all over America for business.