That’s not even all of them, he also said “I hate a barnacle as no man ever did”.
I’m pretty sure there have been people who hate barnacles more than Charles Darwin after they’ve been keelhauled.
Yeah well you mainly hate the captain after that, if you survive to hate anything
His health was so fucked it has its own wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_of_Charles_Darwin
this post is a screenshot of https://news.lettersofnote.com/p/oh-my-god-how-i-do-hate-species-and
see also https://news.lettersofnote.com/p/i-loathe-i-abhor-the-sea-and-all
and https://www.darwinproject.ac.uk/ (where you can search and read the full text of over 15,000 of Darwin’s letters)
Didn’t he have the most amount of trouble with his hammock? I recall from the Dollop episode on him this dude couldn’t get in our out of the damn thing like ever
But I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything. One lives only to make blunders.— I am going to write a little Book for Murray on orchids8 & today I hate them worse than everything so farewell & in a sweet frame of mind, I am | Ever yours | C. Darwin
https://www.darwinproject.ac.uk/letter/?docId=letters /DCP-LETT-3272.xml
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oh weird, the link keeps getting mangled when I paste it.
Try the link now, removing the space I added to make it valid
Try the link now, removing the space I added to make it valid
the space is still there though?
https://www.darwinproject.ac.uk/letter/?docId=letters%2FDCP-LETT-3272.xml
this works for me?
“I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees”
I’m going to look for some kitschy artwork at the thrift store and make this into a “Live Laugh Love” style wall decoration.

how is this not one of our meme picture things in the meme picture library yet?
He has that kind of egg head

Which Charles Darwin are you? I’m 23 jan 1863 Charles Darwin.
11 March 1958 clockin in. Hate me some variety
Bold to pick a date 70 years after his death. In that case, I’m 1993 Darwin, rolling in his grave at the launch of the Darwin Awards.
And yet, you write. Curious.
I have a timed close-book exam today so I am of course 1 Oct 1861
I’m not happy about it.
I’m 10 of September, 1860
Sounds like a regular programmer today.
Actually he sounds like a top-tier programmer today
I’m detecting a theme here.
Generally, he was not a fan of things
He did love eating every new animal he ran across.
Somebody should have just given him a Snickers.
Darwin was famously seasick, but also wanted to really look at birds and shit. Bad combination.
I am very poorly today.
Poorly what?
Poorly everything.
“So, what didn’t he hate?”, I hear you ask.
Worms. He loved worms. The man could watch them for hours.
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Guess his wife was into tiktok challenges
Well you know what they say, do what you hate!

















