I initially thought this was a cat-related meme for some reason

How do you get an elephant into a bikini?

1. Open bikini
2. Remove the manatee from the bikini
3. Open fridge
4. Remove elephant from fridge
5. Insert elephant into bikini
6. Close bikini

Meme was cut short.

“How’d they get the manatee in a bikini?
And is it single?”

British Museum be like

Meanwhile her face is ‘WTF is this thing?!’

A genuinely interesting read, and well written

In retaliation I now post notice that from today Sony does not own the money I transfer to them in exchange for goods or services. They have a limited, time bound, non-exclusive license to those funds which may be revoked by me at any time. By accepting my money, Sony also agrees to mandatory arbitration overseen by my 10 year old cat.

New research has found an association between taking glucosamine, a popular over-the-counter supplement used for joint pain, and a higher likelihood of progressing from mild cognitive impairment to Alzheimer’s disease.

I also liked his ‘Meaning of Liff’, but it is absolutely British

TLDR; They were probably not horribly painted given the evidence from other types of surviving artwork from the period

I recently needed to delete a node_modules directory for a relatively small app. 20 minutes of my life on that shite 💀

What happens when Americans find out that their economic output doesn’t ensure their prosperity?

Damn, those are a couple of ugly humans(?)

New black market incoming

At this point I’d happily accept the Euro as a condition of rejoining

I have found my people!

Hello Therac-25, what are you doing back here? 💀☢️

I thought that was a CVS receipt