You’re wildly incorrect, according to every major style guide.

If you’re critiquing widely accepted rules of English grammar, your critique may be valid.

~thank you for your attention to this matter~

Easier said than done, it seems.

Infinity times three no comebacks

Mostly in blood, but I have the Wadsworth Constant extension installed. Did it skip something important?

Same with CSS for the same reason.

Ghose ohree pords?

Hapsburg forehead

those 3 words

T3W?

TTW?

I don’t get it.

They’re getting trade-in value for their old phone, hiding part of the remainder in a carrier contract, and getting loans for the rest. It’s only $1k if you’re one of those weirdos who likes to own things.

If Trump doesn’t approve their mergers and acquisitions, they can’t maximize Shareholder Value.

I wish people would stop thinking “political” means “partisan”. I think that does more harm than most would think.

It’s safe to cook on if you don’t heat it past 500°F.

Maybe I’m being overly paranoid by not wanting to ingest small amounts twice daily, but I’m going to err on the side of an abundance of caution there.

About as much fun as a vibrating device can be. Well, almost.

I almost want to buy one just to reward them for going there.

Our Flaus Heads use the highest performing glide floss in the market — a PolyTetraFluoroEthylene monofilament tape floss.

On second thought, I don’t think I want to shred Teflon strings in my mouth every day.