Verdict required: Is it for you?

I don’t know, Carol.

I don’t know Carol.

It reduces ambiguity in some cases, but unlike the Oxford comma, it never adds ambiguity (I don’t think the inline-signing of a letter ambiguity mentioned earlier is reasonable).

I like it a lot. I’ll warn you that the pacing is slow. Not as slow as Severance, but still slow. The world building is a lot of fun. If you want a conflict/resolution cycle per episode, you’ll hate it. The good news is, you’ll know after the first episode if it’s for you.

It’s called a vocative comma.

we care if it sounds

Fine, I’ll sterilize a ballpoint pen…

Or just don’t give your fridge wifi access. Then the fridge still at least works as a fridge.

Ads are shitty.

Ads on fridge are insanely shitty.

That particular ad is good as ads go.

The product advertised is amazing.

You’re wildly incorrect, according to every major style guide.

If you’re critiquing widely accepted rules of English grammar, your critique may be valid.

~thank you for your attention to this matter~

Easier said than done, it seems.

Infinity times three no comebacks

Mostly in blood, but I have the Wadsworth Constant extension installed. Did it skip something important?

Same with CSS for the same reason.

Ghose ohree pords?

Hapsburg forehead

those 3 words

T3W?

TTW?

I don’t get it.

They’re getting trade-in value for their old phone, hiding part of the remainder in a carrier contract, and getting loans for the rest. It’s only $1k if you’re one of those weirdos who likes to own things.

If Trump doesn’t approve their mergers and acquisitions, they can’t maximize Shareholder Value.

I wish people would stop thinking “political” means “partisan”. I think that does more harm than most would think.

It’s safe to cook on if you don’t heat it past 500°F.

Maybe I’m being overly paranoid by not wanting to ingest small amounts twice daily, but I’m going to err on the side of an abundance of caution there.