I have a cousin who immediately got laid off from a machining job at a bike manufacturer. The company went out of business right after they hired him. He got a month to work there.

I’m sure there are people who will argue that Back to the Future Part II was the worst of the trilogy. Part III might be the best.

What is with the need to push out a second generation device so soon. It feels just like yesterday they released this, the first one.

Why not just ban smoking?

More like anything not directly in favor of Israel will be treated as antisemitism because we once tried to kill all the Jewish people once.

That’s fucked up… arresting the dude.

Does Israel not know Jesus was Jewish?

I’m always watching Star Trek.

I kept seeing post on Mastodon to get people to dress up as apes and bury the Statue of Liberty in the ocean.

The Progenitors only created a handful of Humanoid species across planets.

Star Trek: Voyager has a specific answer to this question.

EDIT: To anyone unfamiliar with Star Trek, this episode of Voyager is “Distant Origin” (season 3 episode 23). In the episode, a species named Voth, encounter the remains of a Provisional Ensign Hogan who had died back in “Basics, Part II” (season 3 episode 1). Among a slim minority of the Voth science community is what is known as the Distant Origin Theory which suggest the species came from a far away place, which goes against The Doctrine, a narrow minded belief that Voth have always lived in the part of the galaxy they are currently located. During the episode it is determined that Voth and Humans share related DNA, which is later hypothesized to mean dinosaurs on Earth evolved to a point which they left the planet to live elsewhere.

This movie is being specifically marketed as something to watch multiple times. There are like seven different formats. On top of that, starting April 3 there is a app available for watching with commentary.

I don’t remember what the brand is called. It was a taco shell ad.

Hey… he speaks French. We just hear a translation instead.

Did you just quote a food advertisement?

I wish James had mentioned how freshness plays a part. Over time the bloom will change based on how fresh the roast is if you are pouring correctly.

One “aye” is sufficient acknowledgment, Ensign.

This seems to be an April Fool’s trend this year. I saw post on !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world that are similar.

It seems that way with any headline that features his age.

As far as I’m aware, there is no standard measurement for a single cup of coffee. I’ve seen in the past 5 oz used as a single cup.