Update: BrunAIo has completed his recharge and returned to his very important job of protecting the house.

As you can see, the opportunity for BrunAIo to reach direct sunlight is just one doggie door away, but it has hallucinated its way into absorbing the subpar quality sun

AI dog brought down my Internet, now I have to wait 11 days for a service appt (not joking, fml)

Sorry for the duplicate post - I’m having Internet issues

Egg -> Coot -> Hawk -> Dead Randomly

A little bee flew into my bike helmet and rode home with me today, it chilled in my hair until I accidentally brushed it off about 10 minutes after coming inside…while on the toilet.

Thankfully, it wasn’t super interested in me and I was able to cup it and set it on its way outside.

I totally get it. I too am thrilled about being Hank

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What I tell myself in the mirror each morning!

“Accidentally” pointing a device with a video camera at you…while you have sex…

I mean, my phone is usually in the other room when I do the deed. But that is just because I fully expect exactly what the article is about to happen with any internet-connected camera.

Wearing your smart glasses with a video camera…while you have sex.

Yeah, ain’t no saving someone that dumb.

Based on the description, I’m glad it doesn’t work…

I work in a small satellite engineering lab of a massive corporation. We all constantly complain about the company, their 100%-AI internal emails, and all the other corporate BS that we are at least somewhat insulated from.

We got assigned a new workplace violence/ active shooter training, and it had a whole section about how complaining excessively about the company may be early signs of workplace violence.

Suspicious Fry meme