Mallard ducks would be very confused about this post.

Given enough thrust, pigs fly just fine. Don’t stand underneath, though.

That’s great news for Trump. Nothing will stabilize his regime more than having a really bad ™ enemy.

Sorry for the cynicism.

Thank god no one pictured simon and furuncle.

more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail.

Eating in public must be really weird for you.

Ok, it sounded like you needed to manually open it outside. I agree it’s not perfect and can be improved , but it still works without needing to click too often.

Woah weird, I just watched it by clicking on it in voyager. Maybe something with the instance I’m logged in to?

(Ok, voyager opens the loop link in an embedded browser window,)

Oooh, kinky.

Yep, I’m just annoyed by lazy headlines.

TWICE AS MUCH COMPARED TO WHAT???

My left ball?

Servus, grüner August, Du schmeckst mia so gut.

Was Franzbroetchen gesagt hat, aber noch mal deutlicher.

Oooh bleib mir weg mit den scheiß Motorradfahrern. Loud pipes save lives my ass. Das ist ein scheiß Volkssport den Schalldämpfer auszubauen da.

(Ja nicht alle. Aber zu viele.)

Is that you, JD?

What really bugs me about it: The first step from “how to ungoogle your phone” is “go, give money to Google” by buying their hardware.

What did the inventor of the wheel say, after they turned it for the first time?

“Friends, that’s a revolution!”

Forgotten? Or was it just the shittiest shitpost?

But be careful, if the road ia slippery you might happen to fall onto the chain.

Ah, found the old one with Frodo

is this antique meme roadshow?