what part of that is ridiculous?

I am a human who has a son who is himself human but who will then die.

They’re pretty normal. Remember there are 2 billion of them, 26% of the world. It would be unusual to expect them not to be mostly basically normal people.

The nice thing about their religion is that they are really clear on what is sacred. It’s a dirty world and they know that, but the mosque, the Quran, the name of the prophet, are very clearly marked out as being above that, a refuge of purity.