I feel like if you know what typical American breakfast foods are, “breakfast taco” is pretty self-explanatory.

🎶 Whenever life gets you down…🎵

I’ve literally had this problem, and I’ve never used Gimp once.

Sounds like 50,000 violations of COPPA to me, but hey, consequences are only for us peasants.

Must be freezing his ass off

Ouch

Do you love me?

Could you learn to love me?

"Once ze rockets go up, who cares where zey come down?

Zat’s not my department," says Werner von Braun.

It’s kind of shocking, after a lifetime of assuming electrons whiz through wires at the speed of light, to find out they move so slowly that the speed at which they move is referred to as “electron drift.”

You know the guy was arrested while covering resistance, right?

I’m fairly new to Linux and I’ve been using Kubuntu, and so far I really like KDE coming from a lifetime of using Windows.

So that’s why it’s called a potato ricer.

To be fair, you probably would be fine since everyone’s been turned into furniture and therefore presumably don’t need the toilet anymore.

UNLESS, of course, the Beast…

That’s weird, it worked so well with Hitler.

I’d call it malice towards his constituents, but I’m still not convinced he actually understands how tariffs work.