

Into the warm embrace of a hungry octopus…


Into the warm embrace of a hungry octopus…


JFC so can a Google search or a duck duck go search or a quick stroll through Wikipedia.
What the hell people.


A reality distortion field so warped that in your view a Canadian posting words will somehow make America’s self-made mess worse, and that the person who is justifiably outraged and saying so, clearly and vociferously, is part of the problem.
I gotta say: this totally scans as far as my appraisal for how you folks accept accountability down there. This may be the best example of “Tell me you’re an American without telling me you’re an American” I’ve ever seen.


Cool cool. I’m 100% sure who I take my car to won’t have this issue and I will continue to be able to do me.


You’re right and that’s why I’m mad now, and not after we voted in a dictator. Hindsight and a nickel will get you a cup of jack shit these days it seems.


Xenophobia implies a phobia.
I’m not afraid off you, and if I was, I don’t think it would be an irrational fear. Generally, on average, if we bell-curve this shit, your’re (sometimes) well-meaning idiots with far too much ego and power, who collectively need a serious serving of humble fuckin’ pie. Often you’re not even well-meaning. Nothing to be afriad of, but a blight to be assiduously avoided for ones own well being and sanity.
As far as hate: I don’t hate Americans for being Americans. I can and will also acknowledge we have our share of maple maga; hate filled bigots with a selfish agenda.
Futhermore, this was done to you. Over generations. But you also chose to have it done to you. Over generations.
So: I sure hate the choices you make, but it’s not possible to do better until you know better.


I’d prefer we just hold hands. We’re not into you that way.


“Brimming with pus”


I don’t think we were being asked to “join”.
If I reflect on the subtext, it felt like more of a limp-dick threat from a group of entitlement-complex having old white assholes in charge of a country of under-educated, mouth-breathing, inbred racists, with a soupçon of imperialism.


Sorry, wasn’t meant to be specific to you at all!
“If any hypothetical person thinks her retirement…” Is probably the wording I should have used.


Lol all this talk if risk mitigation mingled with an assertion that one should DIY one’s brakes, and no mentions of qualifications or safety.
It’s foolproof!


WYDM “look like”?


Lol you do you then. Lingo like “cucked” speaks literal volumes about your character, and… fuckin’ ew.


Yeah. Tell us Canadians again how we’d be better off as a state in your miserable shithole of a country. I must have missed something about how awesome it is to ratfuck everything in sight and violate every creature’s right to exist.
Fuck you, America, you worthless cunt of a nation.


It was always your money my friend. The disposition that you are “taking” something from someone, when it belongs to you in the first place is… baffling to me.


If you think her retirement has any more to do with the fact that she just passed the threshold for a congressional pension, I have several bridges on sale you’re going to want to see.
Imagining that this leathery leopard has changed her spots only suggests that she is developing an effective crypsis strategy, and cloaking her predatory nature to you.


Oh look another Rossman PSA to show us how evil some company is. Also, the sun rose today.
I stopped giving this guy credence after his series of videos on how “dangerous” onewheels are (I now own 2, and…GASP also drive a Hyundai with an EPB). I don’t fault his motivation, but his propensity to assert that edge cases are likely mainstream is just far too much to be taken seriously.
Risks exist. Be informed.


Well you’re welcome in Canada where you’re still considered an essential service, which absolutely has “professional” all over it.
Preferably a ceti eel.