Capt. Wolf

Yeah, first rule of a lawsuit, don’t fucking talk to anybody. Don’t give the defense anything to defend with.

Exactly, always strain out. Chunks mean rot and mold.

Don’t let your dreams be dreams! Infusing scents should be as easy as soaking the aromatic you want in a carrier oil for a while and then mixing it with a wax!

Just… Don’t yell at me if you don’t get your apartment’s deposit back.

Same, I’ve been renewing online for the past 12 years. This year I had to go in and they gave me a hard time over my points. Apparently you can’t have more than one letter from the same government agency. I had 2 from the DMV and was like, “This is literally you guys! Two separate forms. Two separate dates! You don’t trust yourselves enough to get it right more than once!? Like, trust me dude, nobody’s going to the DMV pretending to be me. No sane person would put themselves through that torture just to steal my identity… Nobody wants to be me, it doesn’t come with a whole lot of perks.”

Thankfully, I just had my passport renewed, so I said screw it and got my regular one.

As an American, we already have that… It’s called Hershey’s.

Tomorrow, Trump suddenly develops an inexplicable, intense dislike for Namibia…

Huh… Must suck being on the end of those.

Hey… What’s this? And this? Oh jeeze, and a movement to censure?

Yup, must really suck…

If anything, that just makes him more appealing.

Gaetz 2028! Make America Young Again!

Ugh…