“Today, Donald Trump began laying the groundwork to call the midterm elections fraudulent when republicans lose.”

Just to save everyone some mental processing.

no, the saddest day on record is when the ball/paddles/other necessary equipment for the table game goes missing and nobody bothers to replace it, because then even the idea of hope for fun has died.

“We work hard, but we play hard, too”

Translation: you will be ground into dust under the workload, but there’s a ping pong/foosball table in the break room (nobody will ever be seen playing it or ask you to play)

See, I’d get a group of friends together and just go to loudly make fun of and criticize the film the whole way through if it’s that unpopular. If you know nobody is there because they actually want to see it, then it’s not like you’re disturbing anyone’s experience. And if you are, it’s probably someone who deserves it.

Smuggle in your own snacks and I bet it’d be worth the free admission just for the possible dirty looks you’ll get from any maga in the audience, to hell with whether they pay out the money or not – and if they ask you to leave: “but I was told I had to stay in my seat the whole time, will you still be paying me my $50 if I go?”. And if for some strange reason they do, all the better.

The Sturmabteilung (SA), also known as the brownshirts are more apt. ICE is far too bumbling, incompetent and obvious to be the Geheime Staatspolizei, or secret state police.

“leading the charge in AI marketing”

Oh just say you’re a con artist, it’s less gross.

This is the part that’s especially amusing to me.

conservatives: “NOOOOO DEY TERK ER JERBS”

Meanwhile, the exact same conservatives: “Ooooooo, AI!”

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but “donald trump cannot [xyz] because [abc]” is not a phrase that has meaning anymore in this country, as far as I’m concerned. It’s worth less than “liberty and justice for all”, and those words are cheap here, nowadays.

Literally how many times does this have to play out before people recognize the pattern? I have lost fucking count.

>talking heads on TV: “donald trump cannot do the thing because it would not be allowed”

>donald trump: does the thing anyways

>everyone: surprised pikachu.jpg

Not to mention, trying to think like Donald Trump, I can think of several actual tangible “advantages” trying to do exactly this would confer: 1. He could recruit the freshly pardoned racist murderer into his personal goon squad of racist murderers, ICE. 2. It would cause needless pain and suffering to the family of Massey, and the cruelty is the point. 3. It would invoke a media shitstorm on the left, while the right would paint it as “owning the libs” and “supporting our brave officers”, the usual horseshit. And finally, it would be further unlawfully expanding the power of the executive branch, something he has been doing literally all year.

If I’m wrong, I’d love to hear how.

how much you want to bet he gets pardoned by the pedo cheeto before serving the lions share of that sentence?

He must’ve really loved gold. The look of it, de tashte of it, de schmell of it, de TECKSHTURE.

yeah, it’s like there’s actual tangible dirt on awful people acting awful or something

it’s just the usual “hurr durr anything smaller than .45 is for girls” bullshit. Usually espoused by the sort of ancient old farts who remember carrying one in WWII, Korea, or Vietnam; and who dislike the general shift to smaller bullets going faster because they don’t understand terminal ballistics.

You have been measured

Counter-counterpoint: if you, on the other hand, wrap your lips around the spigot while drinking – you have exactly ten seconds to get the fuck out of my sight you absolute gremlin.

No, but I have pets that need me.

Also, Shinji’s a bitch.