If this wasn’t so tragically real, it would be almost fun to see these grown ass super serious people on both sides sound like they are cutting a promo for a wrasslin’ match.
They don’t destroy and murder. No, they devastate, they bring back to the stone age, they utterly annihilate. Is this a performance? Or is the whole world now in the hands of complete idiots?
The famous “never wrestle with a pig…” quote was meant as a warning, but Trump made it his motto.
He’s probably going to have it added in Gold letters to his family crest (a disgusted eagle carrying a golden diaper in its talons)
Not to speak of the lizard-woman dressed as a hooker blowing alien white powder straight up his nose
Yes please, stop helping. And thank you! See? I didn’t forget to say it.
But really, you have done more than enough. A LOT more. Some would say you have done way too much. Get on your couch, turn on the tv, order a Big Mac and please, please, stop helping.
hey, I’m a certified idiot and even I can’t take any more of this! I have these primal instincts of trying to stay alive and reproduce, and I find that my chances at both are highly correlated with being decent to the other members of my race (humans, I mean). No brain, no problem!
I wouldn’t want to go in an extreme bathroom anyway. Sounds gross.
If the law said I don’t exists I would go and rob a bank instead… Nobody would believe them
Now I’m curious. Can a satellite fly over a country without permission? I know that an aircraft can’t. How far up from the Earth’s surface does sovereignity end?
No, no, Adams is plural for Adam Adam
haha, fair!
why all the hate? He’s just trying to help immigrants integrate with the locals
“my chatbot told me so!”
the thing is we in the rest of the world are in the middle of a gun fight between two gangs. We like neither of them much at this point but really wish they’d stop shooting everywhere and their bosses just go resolve their issues with knives in a dark alley or something.
well, Trump has a worryingly faint and ever-changing idea of where the USA borders end…
Honest question: which Iranian leader could realistically talk to Trump, and how?
For Iran apparently this is a time when being in a leadership role and using a phone or the internet are not compatible with remaining alive (together with family, quite a few neighbors and any nearby school or hospital). Even participating in a naval exercise that is supposed to be peaceful gets your whole ship torpedoed.
No, seriously, how would these supposed talks have happened and how would the US know that the person(s) they are talking to has any actual decision-making power? I am not saying talks don’t happen during a war but, looking at Russia and Ukraine, doesn’t it take weeks just to organize them?
“John”? I had always assumed the middle J stood for Junior-fucker
Amateurs. On my personal pc, windows RAM usage is exactly 0.
And then there’s Trump, who’s managing to use the US army to fuck up everyone’s economy, including their own. Talk about thinking ouside the box…
My Frontpage on Lemmy is now currently telling me that we’re on the brink of a terrible energy crisis due to the Iran war. And then this.
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