In a statement to CNN after being informed the network was in possession of the document, DNC Chairman Ken Martin said, “After last November’s massive Democratic wins, I didn’t want to create a distraction, but by not putting the report out, I ended up creating an even bigger distraction. For that, I sincerely apologize.”

Oh, fuck all the way off with this phony introspection.

Did you all know that there are three Sandlot movies? Oh, and the third involves time travel.

Straight Tooken starring Liam Neesons.