Open your eyes, sheeple!

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that America and capitalism and the CIA are all bad and this is all ultimately their fault

I mean, it’s not a free pass, it’s just a pass they’re willing and able to pay for.

Honestly we would all be better off if we had somewhere we could deport these people to. Fascists to Russia, communists to Venezuela, sovcits to Somalia.

You are only as free as your least-free member

The part they don’t show you is that the guy on the left has been reading the rules, learning the game, making plans to play it, and then having those plans not work out. For 10,000 years.

After twelve drinks the Probably War Crime and Definitely War Crime buttons look basically the same, and there’s a fucking lot of them

I would give this merchant zero stars if I could

I heard the ones in school zones actually have 10lb of copper and a chocolate bar inside

Look everybody, it’s an Other!

(everyone hated that and took it personally)

This picture makes squares jealous

If Russians invade your country they’ll have guns, not pens, and you’ll need a plan to deal with them when they don’t feel like negotiating.

Not before he pays his fee you can’t, that would just be foolish

I’m not deranged and terminally online, you are

As a Canadian, I see that as a win

Two is one and one is none

This guy in the warehouse made a deal with another guy to sell his porn collection. So he brings it in one day in a big cardboard box and leaves it sitting in the coat room with the top open, you could see X-rated stuff just walking by. Someone says something to management and the box gets confiscated, but they don’t know who it belongs to so that’s pretty much the end of it. Until our hero goes and files a complaint about the theft of his property.