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Cake day: February 4th, 2024
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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•So hungover and so horny
91·2 months agoI’m looking for dick not a pussy.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer
32·2 months agoIf you’re good at something why do it for free?
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer
231·2 months agoSome dick or some good blow I’d be happy either way.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him
12·2 months agoProbably couldn’t get away from his wife.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Me after 3 shots of vodka
9·2 months agoNo i want more vodka first.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Or a glazed doughnut idk
12·2 months agoMakes me feel loved and useful.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Or a glazed doughnut idk
11·2 months agoA little happy twinkie.
I don’t even want to know their names.