SlippiHUD

Sometimes my hometown doesn’t shit its pants and faceplant. Though I’ve been bothering them about this shit for months.

Yes, the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

I’ll probably be underwater on my house when it all collapses, seeing as I bought 3 years ago. But hopefully it’ll help some other actual human beings.

This is one of those vanishingly rare scenarios where Civil Forfieture actually makes sense.

You literally programmed your property to commit a crime that endangers the general public.