Add one more to the list:

I wear men’s pants only because my phone no longer fits in any pocket of my old pants (assuming they even have one).

Looked up for original using tineye and google images and the result is that the only thing changed in here is the “her” and “me” text reversal. Original still has red lace on the right (the “me”) side.

However, I did see some variations that instead of lace there were uhhh… let’s just say suspiciously shaped knitted warmers.