Presidential pardon in 3… 2… 1…

Does it have a “No Smoking” sign on it?

That’s WAY too much work

"…explained that releasing grand jury materials from Maxwell’s case “would create undue prejudice so severe that it would foreclose the possibility of a fair retrial”

There it is. The excuse to redact/withhold whatever they want as ransom to keep her in prison

My kids love you for it

“Republicans are racist” ftfy

Brought to you by Valve. “Fuck you. I’m gaming”

One more reason to never play that crap again

“New report?”

That’s always been the case.

Use his address as the return address. Drop them off at postal boxes/ post offices so they can’t be traced back to the sender.

Trump said, “Somalians ripped off that state for billions of dollars, billions, every year, billions of dollars, and they contribute nothing.”

Oh, the fucking irony

Including the commander in chief

Quiet? I saw news articles about the cuts in grants a while ago.

Perfection

That poozer should have told him straight to his face

AI training and infrastructure are causing massive RAM shortages. Nvidia is even refusing to include memory with their GPUs because they can’t make a profit anymore

What would surprise me is if there is a successful assassination and the GOP doesn’t start another civil war

Doubt it, sadly.

I guess he likes his blow with his child hookers

Good luck finding talent, dickhead

He should support his wife and kids