I have one of these magnets on the side of my work truck. Didn’t know I was driving a cow

Thermal underwear under jeggings, no-show socks, Uggs, and a wool tube top. Problem solved!

I’m pretty close to Bowling Green, KY. Did you see the guy that got caught having sex with the dead deer on the side of the road? One county over :/

Nobody here is famous. And the mayor’s name is Billy-Bob.

In my state, it was 70° last week; now it is 28°.

Flag should be upside-down at this point I believe

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